My Review Of The Bowflex SelectTech 1090 Dumbells

I spat a giant wad of spit right into Satan’s eye. “Never, you bastard!” I struggled against the chains and threw him a sneer of pure malice… and desperation. “I’ll never go back to writing Amazon reviews!” “You WILL write this review,” he droned, wiping his eye and stuffing it in his pocket. “You won’t even be paid.” “Or what?” …